I would like to start this blog by saying it would make a great drinking game if you took a shot every time i say the word “guess” or “fuck”.
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So yesterday I took my dog Oscar for walk. I do this almost everyday, when it’s not raining which it does a lot lately. The walk we take is on the trail behind my work, which is part of the Three Rivers Park District. As we make it up the hill to the trail I see there is a cyclist on the trail. I then simply watch in horror as my dog runs right in front of him, almost getting run over. The cyclist turns to me and says “get a leash lady!” and I simply shrug, the leash in hand. Now I understand the rules of the trail are to keep the dogs on a leash, but Oscar is well-trained and there is not usually much traffic when I take him out so I like to let him run around for a bit . And the second point I would like to make is FUCK YOU BIKER! Guess what!? You DO NOT have the right of way all the fucking time on trails, sidewalks and roads!! I am so sick of this sort of entitlement that cyclist have! Where does it come from, I ask myself. Maybe they feel they are better than those who drive because they feel they are single-handedly saving the planet. Or maybe they are better than us because instead of being lazy they are biking in spandex on a tiny bike, really fast. Whatever reason it is, it is unfounded.
First off I believe that biking is a great idea. Since I moved closer to my work I have biked to work on many occasions. It is a great for of exercise and it is good for the environment. But do I judge those who don’t bike, no.
Second, here is the deal cyclists, you may not like to hear this, but rules apply to you as well!! If there is a stop sign on the road, guess the fuck what, YOU NEED TO STOP. Zipping through intersections is NOT the right thing to do. Also, get the fuck off the sidewalk if people are walking on it. I hate cyclists that get irritated by me walking on the sidewalk, guess what dickhead that’s what it’s there for, get your ass on the street. And once your ass is on the street how about you don’t bike 2 miles away from the god damn curb so I can’t pass you in my polar bear killing car.
I think that about sums it up. Now on to the Runway.
Thank the Gods that Christopher went the fuck home! Don’t get me wrong, I started out loving my hometown boy just as much as the rest of you, but that shit got old fast. Why do you cry so much Chris!? Why do you make such ugly things Chris?? Part of my new found hate for Chris stems from two things he said on the show. The first was when he was bragging once again about being self-taught and not going to school blah blah blah. At one point he said something about not having a “piece of paper” meaning a diploma from a college. (sigh) I absolutely mother fucking hate it when people who DON’T have college degrees refer to a diploma as a “piece of paper”. I’m sorry that for some reason or other you couldn’t/wouldn’t go to college and you are now bitter and have low self-esteem because of it, but don’t you dare belittle all my hard work and money that I put into getting mine. Guess what Chris? I EARNED my “piece of paper” and yes it makes me more well-rounded and better educated than you, get the fuck over it.The second thing Chris said that really pissed me off was in the last episode he said he came from a “small” town in Minnesota. Ummmm…YOUR FROM FUCKING SHAKOPEE!!! That “small” town of yours has Valley Fair, the Ren Fest, Canterbury Park and a fucking casino!! I don’t know why are you are trying to sound like you grew up in hicksville nowhere! But alas, he goes home and life on the Runway is as it should be.
To end this blog I would just like to say happy friday and i hope everyone gets to enjoy this beautiful weather tomorrow!
